Clearly, The Editors of USA Today Are Not Gay Males

If they were, I doubt they would have run last week's headline: "Can Michael Phelps Be Topped?"

Well, it's about time...

... that I found a better way to procrastinate. Clearly, the only option was a blog.

Not sure what this is going to be or where I want to take it, so until then, it's template city and I'm the mayor.